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Examples of what to text a girl you just met

Care to help me explain? OK, where to begin?

I just used a Q-tip and then had to walk it over to my kitchen. Just, why?

How many Dolly Parton candles are too many? Asking for a friend.

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Anywhere from nine to five is probably OK. I can't cook and just burned a Hot Pocket in the microwave, but I imagine what it would be like to be able to cook well. Burning a Hot Pocket is easier than it sounds. I'm deciding if I want to buy my baby niece a pair of tiny Air Force 1s. The shoes snd the 'fit. The Summer Day? More like The Summer Text. Sorry for the sext. Remember places? I hope they got fairly compensated for their labor.

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The blue highlights were a choice. Meeting drunk girls in bathrooms. There is no one nicer than a drunk girl in a bathroom. I miss her. If you've been texting a Hinge cutie for a while or your Slacks with your coworker are becoming a little more than business casual, you may be looking for the perfect message to make them smile. And while you can never go wrong with a cute selfie or a lactating escorts julich of your roommate's dog, delivering the perfect funny text can be a slam dunk on your road to romance.

From asking about Harry Style's reading list to poking fun at your bedroom decorations, here are 24 silly texts to send your quarantine crush.

5 great first text messages to send after you get someone's

Chopping this dried fruit is the closest I've been to a date in months. A fruit pun is berry cute. I needed you to be in this moment with me. Double points if it's the lime kind. Be honest. Longer than I'd care to admit.

Part 2: keep the convo going

Answer both questions simultaneously. Does "tuna" suffice?

How's your WFH going? I'm not going to lie — some days, I listen to "office sounds" compilations. All I have to say is: Dedicated Side B. Remember Room Raiders?

Funny first texts to send a girl

The morning grind. You can never have too much floral.

24 funny texts to brighten your crush's day

Buying bean sprouts and a single Lara bar. Care to help me explain? OK, where to begin? I just used a Q-tip and then had to walk it over to sejd kitchen.

How to text a girl: 11 powerful ways to make her want you

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